Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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