laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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