So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So. Much. Porn.
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