I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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