Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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