So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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