either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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