There was a lot of him and a little penis
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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