Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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