how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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