what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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