Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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