It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is the high leading the old right now
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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