First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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