Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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