Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is it because I queefed?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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