OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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