She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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