is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel like abortions should bother me more
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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