I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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