just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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