Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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