Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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