ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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