physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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