ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I'm passing your future prison.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.