I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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