I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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