hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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