I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
vagina is talking i cant
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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