Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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