Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
should my penis look like a turkey
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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