I wish I could punch you in the face.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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