I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
