I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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