I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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