The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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