She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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