what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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