I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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