I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I've blown a few things in my day
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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