i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her