Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄