I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
they need to just BURY HIM!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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