Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
this is an emotional support booty call
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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