He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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