Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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