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And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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