i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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