So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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