i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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