standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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