it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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