i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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